Dark Humor

Cold Cocked - A Bizarro Novella!

David Owain Hughes and Peter Oliver Wonder

Another exemplary bizarro novella from the great and incredibly disturbed minds behind 'Puckered'! 


Betty is sexy.
Betty is scarred.
Betty is an outsider.
Betty is a genius…


…But most of all, Betty wants recognition.


Whether it be a controlling mother or ghosts from her past, it feels like she is always trying to please someone. Will she be able to find her own peace, or will the real world catch up to her?


There will be blood.
There will be j**z.
There will be unusual sexual releases.

But most of all, there will be murder…


Released: 18 MAY 2018

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Parting Shot

Daniel L Naden

"A brutally smart gorefest, and uproariously funny to boot!"
James H Longmore


Brian has survived for ten years beyond the end of the world, but he's not sure why. He's not even sure if he cares anymore.


When the dead began strolling around and eating people, society was certain to collapse. Brian never realized how lonely a guy could be in a world with six billion hungry zombies hanging around. Or how empty a life of just surviving could be.


Meeting survivors in Brian's world is dangerous. Living with survivors is almost suicidal. Zombies like large groups of people: the more, the merrier. Caring about people in Brian's world is insane. How often can someone lose every person they've ever known or loved before they just quit trying?


When he hooks up with a new group of survivors, they all find a way to...well...survive together. After so many years, surviving is easy part. The real challenge: can they find a reason to live? To love? Can they find a reason to hope? Can they remember how to laugh when so much of the world is dark and despairing?


Release: May 25 2018

Pages: 104

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Trixie and June

Lee Todd Lacks


Accompanied by sumptuous colour illustrations, this large book format of the eclectic, darkly humorous Trixie and June is the second release by the acclaimed mixed-media artist, Lee Todd Lacks.


Embellished by poetry and short fiction, this fully-illustrated stage play focuses upon two adult sisters living in Bangor, Maine during the early 1960's.


The deliciously written selections within form a most enjoyable linear narrative that depict the sisters' struggle to acknowledge their mutually-compatible interest in corporal punishment as a consequence of their respective belief systems.

Release: February 2018

Pages: 115


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The Amnesia Girl!

Geri R Gray


Filled with copious amounts of black humor, Gerri R. Gray's first published novel is an offbeat adventure story that could be described as One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest meets Thelma and Louise.


Flashback to 1974. Farika is a lovely young woman who wakes up one day to find herself a patient in a bizarre New York City psychiatric asylum. She has no idea who she is, and possesses no memories of where she came from nor how she got there.


Fearing for her life after being attacked by a berserk girl with over one hundred personalities and a vicious nurse with sadistic intentions, the frightened amnesiac teams up with an audacious lesbian with a comically unbalanced mind, and together they attempt a daring escape.


But little do they know that a long strange journey into an even more insane world filled with a multitude of perilous predicaments and off-kilter individuals are waiting for them on the outside. Farika's weird reality crumbles when she finally discovers who, and what, she really is!

Release: October 27 2017

Pages: 269

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The Legacy of Old Gran Parks

Isobel Blackthorn


Set in Cann River in Australia's rugged southern wilderness, The Legacy of Old Gran Parks is a tale of a remote town haunted by a legacy, a legacy with ominous consequences. 


It's a warm evening in the autumn of 1983 when Miriam Forster rolls into town in her broken down car. 
Frankie the deer hunter, is up in the forested hinterland with her gun. Old Pearl the fisherwoman sits on her front deck down by the lagoon with her whisky and her dog. And Emily, the English backpacker, scrubs out the pie-encrusted kitchen at the roadhouse. 


All is not well. There's a hoon doing donuts at the crossroads and screaming down the fire trails in the woods; a suspicious-looking city-slicker with two small children, squatting in Fred's shack down by the lake; a beanie-headed gaunt guy convalescing at the lighthouse; and an acne festooned creature in the hotel room next to Miriam, thrashing about in the night.


Gran Parks is stirring. Who will survive? Who will get away? Who will stay?


Release: March 31 2018 - ORDER YOUR COPY NOW!

Pages: 338

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I am Joe's Unwanted Penis/Feeder

James H Longmore


A Wonderfully bizarre double bill of bizarro novels, both grotesque and darkly comedic.

'I am Joe's...' is an affectionate homage to the much-loved Reader's Digest series 'I am Joe's…', and a darkly humorous and bizarre parody of the Bruce Jenner story, this story is told from the point of view of a dismembered penis.


'Feeder' is a dark, disturbing peek into the world of gainers and feeders; grotesquely obese individuals and the people who facilitate their growth for the lascivious pleasure of both parties.

Release: December 2016

Pages: 196

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David Owain Hughes & Peter Oliver Wonder


Percy is kinky.

Percy is perverted.

Percy is a loner.

Percy is sneaky…


...But most of all, Percy wants to be left alone.


Whether it be a nagging mother or something from his past, it feels like he is always trying to escape something.

Will he be able to find his own peace, or will the real world catch up to him?

There will be blood.

There will be s**t.

There will be unusual sexual kinks.

But most of all, there will be murder…

Pages: 77

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Tripping Balls

Gochni Schindler


A thought provoking, eclectic, disturbing and at times downright weird collectiion of poetry, short stories and insightful musings from the inimitable Gocni Schindler....


Gocni Schindler, personally I thank you for taking the time to read this. 


Tripping Balls is an unimaginable journey of eclectic, weird and thought-provoking short stories and poetry written over the course of seven years. 


Set in the tale of fiction protecting the guilty.  Criminals!   

He offers a variety of stories which beautifully gives the awesome reader, like you, the opportunity to experience different levels of thought and contemplation. I know, it’s so exciting!  God willing, some humor as well. 


The book takes off with a top shelf short story titled Hell-A-Expense. Super! Within this tale, the Demon takes possession of its victim and takes you along for the ride as a co-conspirator.  Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!  Step right up, step right up! Meet Johnny B Fast and the tale of Dynamic Drunken Disorderly. Damn, that’s a memory!  Moving along, moving along,


Oh, yes, we stop at the tale of Henrietta and her treacherous trip. What a bitch!  Insane is sexual.  Oh, look, another fine telling of a good story!  Mental Blues and a possible moment at the mental ward.  ‘Innocent I tell you, I’m innocent!’ Stop right there! Let me introduce you to the Homeless man, Ronin, and that good buddy Actor Man and yes, there is an almighty telling of their rotten tales.


You’ll meet them and plenty other amazing and exciting characters but not starting in Paradise. 


Have fun, jump around and own it as an adventure! 

Love you  GS.

Release: October 27 2017

Pages: 267

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